Clean a customers house...

[Curtis Pennington]

and he answered the door in his shirt and asked if i could come back in hour or so. So I had another job i could do so I finished came back...I knocked he answered the door with no shirt with of all things exposed nipple rings.....GAYDAR went off bigtime!!! so I politely told him I was getting my truck ready..went in cher posters all over and a cher doll..I felt violated everytime I bent over to move something...red flagged it and my techs will do that one from now on..wow...........and yuck

 

[Charlie Lyman]

I think I would have kept that one to myself.

 

[hogjowl]

Red flag all Strickland accounts in the state of Florida.

 

[harryhides]

and he answered the door in his shirt and asked if i could come back in hour or so. So I had another job i could do so I finished came back...I knocked he answered the door with no shirt with of all things exposed nipple rings.....GAYDAR went off bigtime!!! so I politely told him I was getting my truck ready..went in cher posters all over and a cher doll..I felt violated everytime I bent over to move something...red flagged it and my techs will do that one from now on..wow...........and yuck

I didn't understand a word of that - why can't you hicks from the deep south learn english ?

 

[hogjowl]

We all understand each other perfectly down here, Harold. Have you not noticed that we never talk to you?

 

[The Preacher]

i'll show MArdy my scrotum piercing next time i see him!!! :shock:

 

[Rex Tyus]

and he answered the door in his shirt and asked if i could come back in hour or so. So I had another job i could do so I finished came back...I knocked he answered the door with no shirt with of all things exposed nipple rings.....GAYDAR went off bigtime!!! so I politely told him I was getting my truck ready..went in cher posters all over and a cher doll..I felt violated everytime I bent over to move something...red flagged it and my techs will do that one from now on..wow...........and yuck

I didn't understand a word of that - why can't you hicks from the deep south learn english ?

What part was confusing to you? Made perfect sense to me.

 

[Ron Werner]

i'll show MArdy my scrotum piercing next time i see him!!! :shock:

gives a whole new meaning to the term shishcabob!!! (anyone know the spelling? haha)

 

[hogjowl]

Nobody cares. You wrote it in a response to a danny "joke".

So, nobody is reading it anyway.

 

[joey895]

I clean a lesbian's apartment every few months. It's usually the highlight of my day. She's got more pictures and posters of of half dressed babes on her walls than I ever had as a bachelor.

 

[Curtis Pennington]

I clean a lesbian's apartment every few months. It's usually the highlight of my day. She's got more pictures and posters of of half dressed babes on her walls than I ever had as a bachelor.

Is he/she fat?...tell her to quit eating so much.

 

[Curtis Pennington]

and he answered the door in his shirt and asked if i could come back in hour or so. So I had another job i could do so I finished came back...I knocked he answered the door with no shirt with of all things exposed nipple rings.....GAYDAR went off bigtime!!! so I politely told him I was getting my truck ready..went in cher posters all over and a cher doll..I felt violated everytime I bent over to move something...red flagged it and my techs will do that one from now on..wow...........and yuck

I didn't understand a word of that - why can't you hicks from the deep south learn english ?

Sorry i dont speak fRench.

 

[Willy P]

I clean a lesbian's apartment every few months. It's usually the highlight of my day. She's got more pictures and posters of of half dressed babes on her walls than I ever had as a bachelor.

Is the house built by tongue in groove?

 

[joey895]

Actually she's pretty hot.